Me and the new blog

Since my inbox exchanges have moved away from just dealing with perverts and sexual predators and now mainly involve winding up any retard who dares inbox me, I have moved the blog to:

http://heathersinbox.blogspot.com/

I've also started responding to scammers and spammers who insist on emailing me with their shit. Check that out on

http://heathersjunkmail.blogspot.com/

Me and the Deep Rapper

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Me and HMS Bismark

Me and the language expert

As well as the many hundreds of entries in my "sneak peek at my inbox" album, I've also got many other albums dedicated to amusing inbox conversations. This one is from "Heather's IQ Test" album and... well...

Me and Sri Vacant

I think someone needs to give this guy some tutorials on how to have sex, or at least tell him to stop watching porn involving horses and goats.

Me and the Pakistani hotel

Why is it everyone called "Mohammad", "Muhammad" or any other variation on the stupid name is a perverted twat face or terrorist?

Me and the cricket tragedy

In no way a pervert but this one was just too funny not to share :-)

With a little help from my friends...