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Sunday, 28 July 2013

Me and the Taliban goat rapist

Part1: His initial requests to cyber fuck me are rebuffed. Apparently he doesn't like being called a retard...

Part 2: After his revelation that he is a member of the Taliban, he refuses to listen to my quite sage views on his beloved Allah and the holy Prophet Muhammad (piece be up him). The only thing left is sarcasm...

Part 3: If any of you can make sense of what he is trying to say, please email me. Thanks.

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Me and the Nigerian marriage

Part 1: Is he proposing, or trying to steal my identity?

Part 2: His plea after I posted my response on my wall

Friday, 19 July 2013

Me and the Facebook divorce

OK so I recently posted a status on Facebook asking why none of the perverts I've reported for messaging me pictures of their tiny genitalia and trying to cyber fuck me ever get banned. I also asked why, when I abuse them and post their sick drivel on my wall for the amusement of others, do I get banned when the cunts report me. I also asked why, when they then threaten to rape me and kill my family and I report them, do they not get banned but when I return the insult by informing them their beloved Prophet Muhammad was nothing but a goat-raping, mass murdering child molester (because most of them are Muslim) do I get banned.

I ended my little rant by asking Facebook if they were, in fact, on the payroll of the Taliban. It seems these days that it's OK for these goat rapists to come into our country illegally, blow things up and decapitate innocent people but we aren't allowed to verbally abuse them because, you know, that's Islamophobic or whatever.

Anyway, that pisses me off. Seeing sick and sexually repressed Middle Easterns constantly posting porn on Facebook pisses me off. Allah pisses me off. Hearing these cunts threaten to murder the whole of Western civilisation and then in the same breath claim their religion is peaceful pisses me off. However, what pisses me off the most is this...
Seriously Facebook. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. You are supporting terrorists and shitting on your own people. Please go fuck yourself!