Me and the measuring tape

Me and the dungaree wearing dyke

Me and the admission of Nirvana

Part 1: Nirvana. OK so this will be lost on most people but I thought it was funny...

Part 2: The truth. I always think it's polite to inform people what I do... not that any of the retards understand what I'm telling them.

Me and the Ferhat duology

Part 1

Part 2

Me and the River Morgan duology

Part 1

Part 2

Me and insatiable love

Me and my age

Me and the dirty secret

Me and the ingrowing boobies

Part 1

Part 2

Then he blocked me...