Me and Kevin Mark... so far!

Part 1: Dumb

Part 2: Dumber

Me and the persistent prophet

OK so over the last year, this guy has:

1. Tried converting me to Islam 

2. Tried getting me to marry him

3. Tried getting me to live in his cave

4. Asked to come and live with me

5. Asked me for money

6. Asked me to leave my boyfriend

7. Attempted soft core sex chat

Over the course of this year, he has repeatedly been unable to understand sarcasm, satire, irony and even blatant abuse. I have therefore come to the conclusion that he may very well be the most stupid person alive.

Me and Alonso

Poor guy can't even find his own dick.

Me and the Waseem Trilogy

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Me and the gay pie eater

Me and the burning desire

Part 1. Retarded flattery...

Part 2: Burning desire - retard style!

Me and being in a rush to go out

I was literally running out the door OK...

Me and the evidence

Let it not be said that I don't give people fair warning...

Me and the Indian call centre

Me and the Club