Me and the sandy face picture

Just to clarify, I refer to him as Bob because I think his name is too silly. He was OK with that. My friend Tara (who was also part of this 3-way inbox conversation - new idea!) calls him Murkin because his hair looks like pubes. He was OK with that as well.

Me and the cancer scare

Me and the author

Being something of an author myself, I am always keen to help other aspiring authors. I'm not sure this twat will get very far though.